Eazy Mac
Split Personalities
Yeah
Sitting in the back of the bus
Passing a blunt to my classmates, hacking a lung
Asking to munch on a pancake, snack or a bun
Yeah we would raid anybody that was packing a lunch
Yeah we would
That was half of the fun
Pointing at anything random, crazy, and laughing at stuff
I didn't even graduate my classes, Macky is dumb
And now they tired of hearing me only rap about drugs
Came from the jungle
How can I be humble?
Everybody acting like Eazy Mac is a dumbo
That is a elephant and I am a monkey
But my dick is big, big like a trunk though
Yeah, let's get ready to rumble
Crawl in the drug zone
Call it the fun zone
Sprawl on the floor feels like falling
Now I'm smoking weed with Berner
Got so high that I spokе to Tina Turner
She wrote with mе these verses
She told me that she's seen a ghost
I said: "I seen the murder"
I let her use my vaseline
It's supposed to be the Jergens
Yeah, I wanna fuck
She dropped the soap on purpose
I'm probably out of luck but I hope that she's a virgin
The industry is fun like when you grow up in the circus
Someone needs to squeeze my penis
Please don't throw up while it's squirting
On a adventure with Hannah and Jennifer Aniston
Landed from Canada hammered and went to the Vatican
Took a Xan from Hannah she handed me in the cab
She managed to bring in baggage
That's why I'm acting like a mannequin
Imagine I get stranded in the castle smoking cannabis
I'm panicking, I'm ashin' on the mantel, I'm a vandalist
I kind of had a plan to get some acid, I'm a fan of it
Aside of Ativan to help the balance all what's happening
I needed help with managing the demon that I'm battling
The reason I keep traveling, it's easier to handle him
I'm keepin' all the addresses of people that were savages
I'm showing up with package with Adidas on the back of it
They blowin' up, I'm laughing, rest in peace to all the cancelin'
Stand over the tombstone, leave you with little laminates
We miss you
We miss you
We miss you
I hope this isn't me free-falling
Creased wallet in my back pocket to keep dollars
Sitting at the bar, keep asking to eat olives
With the cheap tequila speaking to me, 'least I'll be honest
What's wrong, Eazy?
Don't wanna go deep on 'em
No
Ignore my dad again
Still don't know why he's calling
No
Hello, they know me, my name is Mohammed
And I piss on lady like R. Kelly concert, bitch
Allah come save me, please help me, they're not convinced
Please help me, they're not convinced
I need to quit drugs, yeah, I need a sponsorship
I don't even know what to say to the pharmacist
Allah come save me, please help me, they're not convinced
Please help me, they're not convinced