[Intro: Spongebob]
I'm ready
Trap, trap, trap
Serve, serve, serve

[Pre-Chorus: Spongebob]
They know I'm the coolest
I keep me a spatchy
You know when I am trapping
I trap me a patty (I'm serving the fiends)

[Chorus: Spongebob]
They know I'm the coolest
I keep me a spatchy
They know when I am trapping
I trap me a patty, I serve it
I swerve every time it happens
Flyer than Dutch and they know I am the captain
Square but I'm rare, and I clean like a napkin
Up in Bikini Bottom servin' patties
I'm serving the fiends and I am making them happy
Serving the fiends and I am making them happy! (they ready)

[Verse 1: Spongebob]
I'm rapping, I'm slapping, I'm giving them static
I'm serving them patties for cheap
Buddy, he said he want him a problem
You know that I got me Lil Spatchy with me
Flip him, I flip him, he just like a burger
I'm king on the grill, and he gotta agree
Boy, you know I'm a beast
Weenie Hut Jr., here have you a seat
[Chorus: Spongebob]
They know I'm the coolest
I keep me a spatchy
They know when I am trapping
I trap me a patty, I serve it
I swerve every time it happens
Flyer than Dutch and they know I am the captain
Square but I'm rare, and I clean like a napkin
Up in Bikini Bottom servin' patties
I'm serving the fiends and I am making them happy
Serving the fiends and I am making them happy (they ready)

[Verse 2: Spongebob]
I'm up in the booth and I'm Speaking the truth
And you know that I'm speaking my word
And I'm just speaking my wisdom, you know it's the truth
And it's gospel, you know what you heard (yaa)
Up in Bikini, I'm making my serves
I'm trapping, I'm trapping you heard?
Buddy said he wanted to pound
I gave him a couple of burgers
Quarter quarter quarter pound with cheese
They telling me, telling me please
I'm servin', I'm servin' The Fiends
Lil Buddy he ready to eat
Lil Krabs he want me to work it
He know I'ma work for free
I'm up in the trap ,I'm serving these burgers
I'm here making history
[Chorus: Spongebob]
They know I'm the coolest
I keep me a spatchy
They know when I am trapping
I trap me a patty, I serve it
I swerve every time it happens
Flyer than Dutch and they know I am the captain
Square but I'm rare, and I clean like a napkin
Up in Bikini Bottom servin' patties
I'm serving the fiends and I am making them happy
Serving the fiends and I am making them happy (they ready)

[Verse 3: Squidward]
Let's go, I'm servin' them patties
I wake up, no money, I'm feeling so krabby (Haa!)
I'm on her like Pearls
My girl not a squirrel, but I got her cheeks Sandy (Haa!)
Yea she a baddie, meet on the beach
No don't play with Squid, I go beast on the beat
I got Krabby Patties if they want some beef
I pull up with heat, and release on repeat
(Ahaa!, Ahaa!)
Man I hate my neighbors, don't ask for no favors
I'm moving to Tentacle Acres
I laugh to the bank, money funny to me
Don't know Ariel, but I'm Under The Sea
Sponge flipping them patties, he bring 'em to me
It's no money back even with a receipt
[Outro: Spongebob]
They know I'm the coolest
I keep me a spatchy
They know when I am trapping
I trap me a patty, I serve it
I swerve every time it happens
Flyer than Dutch and they know I am the captain
Square but I'm rare, and I clean like a napkin
Up in Bikini Bottom servin' patties
I'm serving the fiends and I am making them happy
Serving the fiends and I am making them happy (they ready)
They know I'm the coolest
I keep me a spatchy
They know when I am trapping
I trap me a patty, I serve it
I swerve every time it happens
Flyer than Dutch and they know I am the captain
Square but I'm rare, and I clean like a napkin
Up in Bikini Bottom servin' patties
I'm serving the fiends and I am making them happy
Serving the fiends and I am making them happy (they ready)