[Chorus]
And I am!
And I am!
The lucky one

[Verse 1]
Payback is overdue
So much for my I.O.U
My head is stuck underneath God's Thumb
I guess that makes me the lucky one

[Chorus]
And I am! I am!
The lucky one
And I am! I am!
(Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one)

[Verse 2]
Stupidity is a constant trend
Murphy and I have become best friends
Hooray for dreams gone before they've come
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one

[Verse 3]
A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat
I'm sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat
I never thought this could be such fun
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one
[Chorus]
And I am! I am!
The lucky one
And I am! I am!
(Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one)
And I am! I am!
The lucky one
And I am! (A comedian)
(The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one)

[Bridge]
I don't believe in luck
I don't believe in
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f#!*ing hea-ad is stu-u-uck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
(Thank God I)
(Thank God I) Don't believe in luck
(Thank God I)
Thank God I don't believe in luck
He

[Verse 4]
Rusted linings on my black clouds
It's raining piss, will somebody tell me what's that all about?
Wish on a blackstar until it comes
It's here for me, I'm the lucky one and
[Chorus]
(I am!)
(The lucky one)
(I am! I am!)
And I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! (A comedian)
(The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one)