[Chorus]
(I am! I am! I am!)

[Outro]
(I guess that makes us the lucky ones)

[Verse 1]
Payback is overdue
So much for my I.O.U.​
My head is stuck underneath God's Thumb
I guess that makes me the lucky one, yah!

[Verse 2]
Stupidity is a constant trend
Murphy and I have become best friends, yah!
Hooray for dreams gone before they've come
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and

[Chorus]
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am!) A comedian
The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one
[Verse 3]
A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat
I'm sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat
I never thought this could be such fun
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and

[Chorus]
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am!) A comedian
The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one

[Bridge]
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f#!*ing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f#!*ing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
[Chorus]
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am!) Only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one (yeah!)