[Intro: Klayton, Audience]
Sadly, this is our last one. Aww... But some of you sang on this very track: It's called The Lucky One. If you haven't sang on the track on the album, you can help us right now by singing along for the DVD. It's very simple, two words: "I am" and we're gonna practice it right now. We go, everyone
I am! I am! I am! (I am!)
I am! I am! I am!
Come on Moscow!
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
Yah!
Yeah
Yeah

[Verse 1: Klayton]
Payback is overdue (yeah)
So much for my I.O.U. (yeah)
My head is stuck underneath God's Thumb (yeah)
I guess that makes me the lucky one, yah!
Yah!

[Verse 2: Klayton]
Stupidity is a constant trend (yeah)
Murphy and I have become best friends (yeah)
Hooray for dreams gone before they've come (yeah)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and

[Chorus: Klayton]
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! A comedian
The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one, yah!
Hahahahaha-how!
[Verse 3: Klayton]
A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat (yeah)
I'm sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat (yeah)
I never thought this could be such fun (yeah)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and

[Chorus: Klayton]
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! A comedian
The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one (one!)

[Bridge: Klayton]
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my effing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
(Lucky for me I don't believe in luck)
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my effing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
(Lucky for me I don't believe in luck)
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my effing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my effing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I don't believe in luck
I don't believe in luck
And I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
Detroit
[Verse 4: Klayton]
Rusted linings on my black clouds (yeah)
It's raining piss, will somebody tell me what's that all about? (yeah)
Wish on a blackstar until it comes (yeah)
It's here for me, I'm the lucky one and

[Final Chorus: Klayton]
(I am! I am! I am!)
Tokyo!
(I am! I am! I am!)
New York, I'm in my hometown, let me hear you!
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! Only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one!
Let me hear you, Los Angeles!
I guess that makes me the lucky one
(I am! I am! I am!)
I guess that makes me the lucky one
(I am! I am! I am!)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! Only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one (one!)
[Outro: Klayton]
I guess that makes me the lucky one
I guess that makes me the lucky one
And I guess that makes Bret from Blue Stahli the lucky one!
And I guess that makes all of you the lucky one 'cause we're done. Good night!