[Intro]
Yeah
Yeah

[Verse 1]
Payback is overdue (yeah)
So much for my I.O.U. (yeah)
My head is stuck underneath God's Thumb (yeah)
I guess that makes me the lucky one, yah!
Yah!

[Verse 2]
Stupidity is a constant trend (yeah)
Murphy and I have become best friends (yeah)
Hooray for dreams gone before they've come (yeah)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one

[Chorus]
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! A comedian (haha!)
The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one, yah!
[Verse 3]
A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat (yeah)
I'm sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat (yeah)
I never thought this could be such fun (yeah)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and

[Chorus]
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! A comedian (ha!)
The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one, yah!

[Bridge]
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f#!*n' head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f#!*n' head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f#!*n' head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f#!*n' hea-ad is stu-u-uck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I don't believe in luck
I don't believe in luck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
(Hahahahahaha)
[Verse 4]
Rusted linings on my black clouds (yeah)
It's raining piss, will somebody tell me what's that all about? (yeah)
Wish on a blackstar until it comes (yeah)
It's here for me, I'm the lucky one and

[Final Chorus]
(I am! I am! I am!)
The lucky one and
(I am! I am! I am!)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! Only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one (yeah!)
I guess that makes me the lucky one
(I am! I am! I am!)
I guess that makes me the lucky one
(I am! I am! I am!)
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one and
I am! I am! I am!
The lucky one and
I am! Only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one

[Outro]
I guess that makes me the lucky one
I guess that makes me the lucky one
I guess that makes you the lucky one
(I guess that makes us the lucky ones)
"Try to find out what's happening! But remember, they're not terrestrial spaceships! That is, if they are spaceships."