My Pussy Seen More Dick (Christmas Version)

[Chorus]
There are more wheels in the world than doors
I bet my pussy seen more dick than yours

[Verse 1]
I stood under the door frame
The sex swing above my head
You called me another girls name
And now I wish I was dead

[Verse 2]
Then I remembered that I’m a whore
So I ripped that swing from off the door
You won’t be needing it without me
Because I’m the only time you got pussy
I fucked your dad and now you’re vexed
But bet you don’t know that your brother’s next
I’m gonna shag your whole family tree

[Verse 3]
I love fucking on Christmas day
It makеs me really happy and really gay
No, don’t you darе touch those brussle sprouts
Those are not mine
I don’t know where they came from
We did all our food shopping at Tesco
We got lots of deals with our big fat clubcard
I know you got hard
In the biscuit aisle
What embarrassing that is
I bet you were dead
[Chorus]
There are more wheels in the world than doors
I bet my pussy seen more dick than yours


[Verse 4
I stood under the door frame
The sex swing above my head
You called me another girls name
And now I wish I was dead

[Verse 5]
Then I remembered that I’m a whore
So I ripped that swing from off the door
You won’t be needing it without me
Because I’m the only time you got pussy
I fucked your dad and now you’re vexed
But bet you don’t know that your brother’s next
I’m gonna shag your whole family tree