I feel like a fool staring at the fool
Looking in the mirror at me
And it looks like I traded a little bit of fun
For a whole lot of misery

And it feels like I ought to be down on my knees
'Stead of sittin' here alone
But it's hard as hell to beg for forgiveness
When there ain't nobody home

I'm inside, outside, upside down
Since my baby said goodbye
I ought to be able to walk on water
From all these tears I've cried

I'm jukebox crazy, swingin' door lonely
And barstool bound
So pour another shot of liquid heartache
And light up another burn me down

Well how could I know when she slammed the door
It would cost me everything
She took my heart and she took my soul
She even took my telephone ring

But I've got all my broken barroom buddies
But they ain't much company
So keep the pain killer comin 'til I run out of money
Then I get to hurt for free
I'm inside, outside, upside down
Since my baby said goodbye
I ought to be able to walk on water
From all these tears I've cried

I'm jukebox crazy, swingin' door lonely
And barstool bound
So pour another shot of liquid heartache
And light up another burn me down