She had beautiful eyes, two of them
A nose on her face and arms of equal length
She walked pretty well and had most of her teeth
That a girl like her could like me was beyond belief
So we went on a date and had dinner
Man, you should have seen the way she ate those chicken fingers
We went to the theatre, I was feeling loose
Then I discovered the terrible truth
She talks during movies, she just won’t shut her mouth
She talks during movies, popcorn spilling out
When the movie started she didn’t stop
Her gums just kept a flappin’ talky talky talk
Then she turned to me and said “you look tense”
And told me and the whole theatre how the movie ends
And as she loudly chewed her gum
She took out her phone out started talking to her mom
Some guy from back yelled, “you’re not at home”
She shouted “Shut up! Can’t you see I’m on the phone!”
She talks during movies, still she’s kinda cute
She talks during movies, I wish she were a mute
I could not believe a girl like her’d go out with me
Now I know why she’s single and why I have got to leave
She talks during movies, I try to sneak out without her knowin’
She talks during movies, she yells “where you goin’?”
She talks during movies, I’m going home and watch a DVD
She talks during movies, without the commentary