You know something girl? I'm thinking about you right now
You don't want to know what I'm thinking, girl
Or... or do you?

Girl, you think I'm the bomb
But I'm old enough to be dating your mom. And I did
She wasn't that bad, but you're grounded if you tell your dad
That you like the way we dance, with rock-hard abs and plastic pants
You give us teddy bears
And in return we shave our chest hairs. Yeah, we're so manly

'Cause we're singing in a boy band
The words are stupid, and the music's bland
Never see a dime for selling out to the man
Yeah, we're a boy band

We say we met in church, but we're a product to market research
We sing about sex, to little girls who shouldn't think about sex yet
It's not like they listen, it's not like they care
'Cause when we sweat our bodies glisten
We like the color blue. (blue, blue)
And we're appearing at a mall near you, right beside the food court

'Cause we're singing in a boy band
The words are stupid, and the music's bland
No one likes us here, but we're big in Japan
Yeah, we're a boy band

Throw your hands up in the air
And wave them around like you just don't care
You just don't care, you just don't care
Now bring your hands down from the air
Doo doo doot doot doot, doo doo doot doot doot
Doo doo doot doot doot, doo doo doot doot doot
Doo doo doot doot doot, doo doo doot doot doot
Doo doo doot doot doot, doo doo doot doot doot
Doo doo doot ahh ahh ahh ahh
'Cause we're singing in a boy band
The words are stupid and the music's bland
Another pollutant in the pop wasteland
Yeah, we're a boy band
Yeah, we're a boy band
Yeah, we're a boy band