I am Donald Trump's private pilot
And I fly him everywhere
Taxi him to his outdoor rallies
Where he gives you all a scare

I've set up a fund for my children
And you can donate online
'Cause when I'm gone
They should be protected
No, blaming them would be over the line

For when we take off for Cleveland
And clear that tri-state sprawl
I will find a field and I will take her down
Screaming, "Justice for you all
Oh, justice for you all
Justice for you all"