[Verse 1]
Nothing surprises me much
And my hobbies include laughing in the dark
Do you want to go to the farm?
Do you want to go to the park?
I'll get you ice cream
If you give me your card
Nothing impresses me much
I've got a great attitude and a map to the stars
I've got your number from that sign in the lawn
I also want to vanquish evil, but my mojo is gone

[Interlude]
Ooh-hooh-ooh, ooh-hooh-hooh-ooh
Ooh-hooh-ooh, ooh-hooh-hooh-ooh
(I-, I-, I-)
Ooh-hooh-ooh, ooh-hooh-hooh-ooh
Ooh-hooh-ooh, ooh-hooh-hooh-ooh
(I want you)

[Verse 2]
Come on, I bet you know most of my friends
They're some real exclusive dudes from just around the bend
They're playing demos, oh, they're wearing Dries
I can escort you down the runway, I just joined the police
Just right now! So you wanna be a grifter like me?
Are you hearing impaired with your own URL?
I'm the second coming
Oh, I'm the last to know I didn't get invited
But I know where to go
[Outro]
Ooh-hooh-ooh, ooh-hooh-hooh-ooh
Ooh-hooh-ooh, ooh-hooh-hooh-ooh