[Verse 1]
Livin' it up
You can have it all
Pull more women
Than any two men or train can haul

But my baby, she does something
Way more impressive than the Georgia Crawl
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
Gets down more often than a blowup doll

[Chorus 1]
Why the long face, Blondie?
I'm already taken – sorry
I may act like a lunatic
But if you think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken
Keep moving

[Verse 2]
On the road again
For months at a time
Doesn't take half that long
For men about town to forget what's mine

Now my genius can't drink in silence
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
I know it's hard to believe the good-hearted woman
Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry
[Chorus 2]
Why the long face, jerkoff?
Your chance has been taken – good one
You may think like an animal
But if you try that cat-and-mouse shit you'll get bitten
Keep moving, oh