[Intro: K-Rino (man)]
What's up fool? What's the deal man?
(Nah I'm just chilling, n***a)
What you watching, fool?
(Man, this old talk show, you know how they be on here tripping and shit)
Man, I can't believe you watching that, dog
Come around with ya boy, I'll show you a real talk show

[Verse 1: K-Rino]
Let's start it off in South Park player, home of the drama
You see that boy right there? He smashin' his homeboy baby mama
If you think she might be pregnant, she is
And that fool that she living with think, he thinking it's his
Now you saying that's his partner baby, not so fast
'Cause there's some player on the North side been killing that ass
And just when they felt like they had the daddy attached
They did a DNA test and neither one of 'em matched
Now let's travel to the projects and check on Mike
He just found out his girlfriend's in love with a dyke
Caught 'em kissing like a motherfucker, what could he say?
So he went and told the truth and let her know he was gay
You see that fine girl right there? You might wanna tip her
Might as well, she just told her new husband she a stripper
There's some throwed off shit, people up to no good
K-Rino my talk show I'm comin' straight up out the hood
[Hook: K-Rino]
Turn off your TV partner, let's go ride
We can witness all that same drama right outside
I'd cancel that bullshit if I could
'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood

[Verse 2: K-Rino]
Now let's travel to the white side of the town for a spell
This fool we 'bout to check out, man he's funny as hell
Somebody oughta whip his ass with a windshield wiper
35 years old walking around the house in a diaper
As I flip through the streets bumping tight-ass beats
Look at these redneck racists in these white-ass sheets
I'ma bring it to their head, nothing left to be said
By the time the laws show up, all that shit gon' be red
Now look at this ign'ant bastard over here named Bob
He's feeling great because his woman just gave him a blowjob
Went on to suck her titties, now he's holding her hand
That's when she snatched the wig off and told his ass she a man
Now these fellas out in Riv' Oaks, they tryna slang
Little punk-ass white boys talking ‘bout they in a gang
There's some throwed off shit, people up to no good
K-Rino my talk show, I'm coming straight out the hood

[Hook: K-Rino]
Turn off your TV partner, let's go ride
You can witness all that same drama right outside
I'd cancel that bullshit if I could
'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood
[Verse 3: K-Rino]
Ooh man, what the hell is going on
Just look around player, everybody doing wrong
Everywhere I turn, fools getting out of line
Let me give my final thought, drop the beat one time
Ricki Lake is fake, Montel can go to Hell
Fuck a Boot Camp ass Sally Jessy Raphael
Never get no love from me, I stand alone
I wouldn't watch it if Jerry Springer was fucking Jenny Jones
Same old topics, they just take turns using 'em
People mad at folks from the past verbally abusing 'em
Girls getting makeovers and dressing with class
After coming out with couchie cutters all up their ass
You got fights, transvestites, punks and dykes
Golddiggers and tricks, blacks against the whites
Man this ain't on the subject but I'll say it before I leave ya
Fuck Judge Judy 'cause I don't like her ass either

[Hook: K-Rino]
Turn off your TV partner, let's go ride
You can witness all that same drama right outside
I'd cancel that bullshit if I could
'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood