[Intro]
Why man, why did I even get myself into this?
Should’ve stayed at home from the very beginning
Should’ve never went to that carnival
Why, WHY?

[Verse]
When he told me I wasn’t his father, I laid there in shock
I felt betrayed, mislead, degraded and mocked
“What you mean?” he said “Well, I’ve been slightly dishonest”
Said "The Sorcerer had two sons and I was the youngest
You were too emotional to see the patterns and clues
This entire episode was an elaborate ruse"
“What about the guy you fought with?” I asked in a rage
He said “That was my older brother, that whole fight was staged”
Sure enough the other guy then came into the room
They laughed while contemplating how to render my doom
My fellow SPC members stood against me as well
With all my powers now inside them I’m empty as hell
They lifted me to my feet, a room they took me into
Every person I’ve ever knew, had been kidnapped too
My whole family and anyone that I could’ve enlisted
My soldiers, my loyal assistant and even the Mystic
They had covered every base, every move I could make
So there was no one left to contact to help me escape
Had to give them credit, their methods were out of the norm
Everyone I knew was snatched up and my powers were gone
If there’s a miracle to see, then I’m the one who would need it
For the first time I felt hopeless, done and defeated
I was fatigued and worn down but still I was living
But the next day would the day that my fate would be given
Usually, this would be the time I gather my forces
But now I was thoughtless with no resources
I was nauseous, needed something to drink in my hand
But something in me kept pushing me to think of a plan
They had soldiers on the outside guarding the door
A hindrance to any options I could start to explore
Here I was this no plot, no definitive scheme
Had to think on mortal levels, and use primitive means
The guards were all around me like a killer convention
One of them was DBX, so I got his attention
I said “Listen, it’s me man, we’ve all been scammed
I’ve known you for thirty years; can’t you see who I am?
Think deep, concentrate, am I kinda familiar?”
All he said was “Try to pull a move and I’ll kill ya!”
I was wondering how long this evil would last
The iron door was closed shut, but I could see through the glass
In the adjacent room was a large porcelain tank
I remembered that it contained the liquid potion I drank
But what I didn’t see at time at drank the fluid
Was a container with the antidote right next to it
There were two men stationed on the outside pacing
Put my face up to the door and hear their whole conversation
One of them said the only way they keep my powers
Was to make me drink the potion every three or four hours
So their means is not permanent as I thought before
So real soon it’s gonna wear off if I don’t drink more
I said "OK, OK, now we’re getting somewhere
Let me come up with a scheme while I sit in this chair"
When I sat down this move wasn’t expected at all
The chair shifted and a passage opened up in the wall
Didn’t know how it had came about or where it would lead
But I had nothing to lose so I checked and was freed
Behind the walls was a labyrinth the perilous scene
As I walked through I heard moans and desperate screams
There were thousands of great beings from dimensions and ages
All trapped shamans and warlocks, magicians and sages
With prices of compensation attached to their faces
And the wages were based on their levels of greatness
The displayed every supernatural threat on assembly
When I reached the tunnel’s end, the last mantel was empty
And the price was higher than all the other’s combined
And when I looked at the name, it was non-other than mine
But the objective wasn’t earthly money, diamonds or gold
The ransom to get me back was every galaxy sold
Right at that moment, a loud alarm rang from the roof
And signs were lighting up that said “The prisoner is loose!”
I found a doorway that brought me back into the place
A giant statue where the sorcerer stood right into my face
Chills came over my body, the tension emerged
Heard the footsteps of soldiers as the quickly converged
I was surrounded and apprehended, nowhere to run
Made to stand before a council and the Sorcerer’s sons
Put on trial for destroying, and though I was provoked
On the jury was some past adversaries I smoked
Many of my greatest enemies, felonious crooks
Even the wicked overseer who had stolen my books
They were all there together on this one small planet
Not to mention my own allies, spell bounded and chanted
The potion was wearing off, time was almost up
So a hooded soldier walked in with a brand new cup
They were prepared for a stunt, just in case I would think it
Needles ready to inject if I pretended to drink it
So I reached out to grab the cup, and held it a while
Looked around the whole room as my enemies smiled
It was all over the great wizard had hit rock bottom
Heard one my past foes say “We finally got him”
They laughed loud and evil, excited and friendly
Told me that this final drink will be the one that would end me
I reflected on my whole life, the good and the bad
All the classic great intergalactic wars that I had
After all that, never thought I’d be on the brink
So I accepted my fate and then proceeded to drink
In five seconds I felt sick and weak as hell like before
My body shut down, I blacked out and fell to the floor
Everybody celebrated, all my enemies cheered
But two seconds later, the pain instantly disappeared
I stood up to my feet, heard the cowards react
Got a surge of energy and knew my powers were back
Didn’t know how but something had retracted the spell
Even my SPC soldiers had come back to themselves
We started slaughtering them all, every one of them fell
In the sky I saw a light signal shaped like a L
Then the soldier with the hood on who had gave the drink
Snatched the hood off, it was L-Dubb and she gave me a wink
She was the only one they didn’t make a prisoner of war
She had snuck in and swiped the antidote that I saw
Nothing cooler, 'cause she couldn’t have handled this smoother
It increased my power and reversed every maneuver
So now the Sorcerer’s legacy has been blown from the map
All his allies and descendants gone, his statue collapsed
All my family and comrades were safely sustained
But even after victory still, one question remained
“Why did you leave me?!” I asked her
She said “I had to, I saw the future and I knew they’d be coming for you
So I removed myself and hid in lost pockets of time
So I’d be the only one of y’all that they wouldn’t find
If we stayed together they’d got us both, no doubt”
I said “I’m eternally grateful for you helping me out”
We traveled back to Earth; ready to start all over again
And that’s the way the Sorcerer’s Saga would finally end!