[Verse 1]
Dear blank
I'm sorry I blanked, you're blank
Thought you'd understand if you knew how much beer that I drank
I know today is going too fucking slow
So take a number, get in line I'll tell you all where to go
It's last call and here I am again in the hall
I guess nobody gets my jokes at all
It's no prize being me and getting too wise
They just make you turn around and go apologize

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna lose what I've got
But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry

[Chorus]
No, I don't owe you anything
To hell with "I'm sorry" bombs away
No, I don't owe you anything
You're like a bullet to my
Brain- I'm numb
Can't kill my fun
If you're good and done
Then thank you just the same
'Cause I don't owe you anything
[Verse 2]
About now you're thinking to yourself
Just how, did this jerk make it through school without ever getting plowed?
Wannabe, I see him all the time on TV
What makes this kamikaze think he's any better than me
I'll tell you though, it's something that I've learned you should know
I'm so used of the phrase 'I told you so'
It's my brain, it may be certified insane
At least I'm not like all you whiners- man, you're all the same

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna lose what I've got
But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry

[Chorus]
No, I don't owe you anything
To hell with "I'm sorry" bombs away
No, I don't owe you anything
You're like a bullet to my
Brain- I'm numb
Can't kill my fun
If you're good and done
Then thank you just the same
'Cause I don't owe you anything

[Bridge]
I don't care if theres a time or a place I'll be right there
Didn't anybody tell you?
I don't care if there's a will theres a way for me
[Outro]
Dear blank
I'm sorry I blanked, you're blank
I know, today is going so slow