I had a neighbour
She once was lonely
She used to call me and was hoping I was horny
But I just said, hey what's up today
I'm sorry; I've forgotten your name

I woke up
It was late in the morning
There was a girl lying next to me snoring
When she woke up I had to say:
I'm sorry; I've forgotten your name

Hello there, I've forgotten your name
Hello there, was hoping you say the same
Hello there, I've forgotten your name
I'm sorry but I'm not to blame

And one day I went to see my grandma
And there she was sitting next to grandpa
I went to them but I had to say:
I'm sorry; I've forgotten your name

I had a dog, her name was hmmm
She used to wake me in the morning with my bathers
She wants to take me through the bushes and the trees
But I'm sorry; I've forgotten your name
Hello there, I've forgotten your name
Hello there, was hoping you say the same
Hello there, I've forgotten your name
I'm sorry but I'm not to blame

I'm saying
Hello there, I've forgotten your name
Hello there, was hoping you say the same
Hello there, I've forgotten your name
I'm sorry but I'm not to blame

A thousand faces in my brain
I can't remember a single name
A million places in my brain
I can't remember a single name, name, name

I don't know why I keep forgetting all those names
So I went to see a Doctor James
She asked my for my name
But I said:
I'm sorry I've forgotten my name

Forgotten my name
I've forgotten my name
I've forgotten my name, my name, my name, my name
Hello there, I've forgotten my name
Hello there, was hoping you say the same
Hello there, I've forgotten my name
I'm sorry but I'm not to blame

I'm saying:
Hello there, I've forgotten your name
Hello there, was hoping you say the same
Hello, hello, hello, hello
I'm sorry but I'm not to blame