[BABE, spoken]
Love, are you nuts?

[POOPSIE, spoken]
Some people can't tell when it hits 'em. 

[BABE]
All you gotta do is say hello to a man
And they've got you whisperin' in his ear
All you gotta do is be polite with him
And they've got you spendin' the night with him
If there's a guy you merely have a beer with
They've got you settin' the weddin' date
It seems they've just gotta have some dirt to bend your ear with
So before you start, I herewith state

I'm not at all in love
Not at all in love, not I
Not a bit, not a mite
Though I'll admit he's quite a hunk o' guy
But he's not my cup o' tea
Not my cup o' tea, not he
Not an ounce, not a pinch
He's just an inch too sure of himself for me

[WOMAN 1]
Well, of course you've noticed that manly physique
And that look in his eyes
[WOMAN 2]
Say, I'm sure he can cut most any man down to size

[WOMAN 3]
He must be as fierce as a tiger when he's mad

[WOMAN 4]
And I'll bet he cries like a little boy when he's sad

[BABE]
But I'm not at all in love
Not at all in love, not I
Not a straw, not a hair
I don't care if he's as strong as a lion
Or if he has the rest of ya sighin'
You may be sold, but this girl ain't buyin'
I'm not at all in love

[WOMEN]
She's not at all in love
Not at all in love, oh no

[BABE]
Not a pin, not a crumb

[WOMEN]
Must be the summer heat that gives her that glow
'Cause she's not at all in love
Not at all in love, she cries
[BABE]
Not a snip, not a bite

[WOMEN]
Must be the light from the ceiling shining there in her eyes
He's young and handsome and smart
And we can't get over it

[BABE]
But this lady's heart he doesn't affect a bit

[WOMEN]
It's easy to see that her daffy grin
Is the grin she always wears
And she's breathless because
She ran up a flight of stairs

[WOMAN 5, spoken]
Obviously. 

[WOMAN 6, spoken]
Naturally. 

[WOMAN 7, spoken]
Certainly. 
[BABE, spoken]
Oh! I beg your pardon. 

[SID, spoken]
I beg your pardon. 

[WOMAN 5, spoken]
Obviously. 

[WOMAN 6, spoken]
Naturally. 

[WOMAN 7, spoken]
Certainly. 

[WOMEN]
Ha!
She's not at all in love
Not at all in love, not she

[BABE]
No, I'm not

[WOMEN]
Not a dot

[BABE]
Not a touch

[WOMEN]
No, not much

[BABE]
When I fall in love, there'll be no doubt about it
'Cause you will know from the way that I shout it

[WOMEN, spoken]
You're shouting. 

[BABE]
I haven't fallen

[WOMEN]
She hasn't fallen

[BABE]
I'm not at all in love!

[WOMEN]
She's not at all in love!