[Verse 1: Harry Connick, Jr., Lucien Barbarin]
When you're smilin'
There in your attire
Fancy stylin'
Right here by the fire
Quite beguilin'
My, don't you inspire
I'm Santarrific if I do say so

[Verse 2: Harry Connick, Jr., Lucien Barbarin]
Plump and tender
Everyone just pauses
My, the splendor
Wonder what the cause is
Far from slender
How lucky Mrs. Claus is
I'm Santarrific if I do say so

[Bridge: Lucien Barbarin]
All those plates of cookies
All those mugs of milk
Make my beard as white as snow
Make my skin as soft as silk

[Verse 3: Harry Connick, Jr., Lucien Barbarin]
Everyone's got crushes (Everybody's got a crush on me)
Someone call a coppa (Call 911)
Everybody blushes
At the big showstopper (Oh, I know I have it goin' on)
You're so luscious
Baby, come to papa
Oh, if I do say
Santa, what do you say?
I'm Santarrific if I do say so
[Trombone Solo]

[Bridge: Lucien Barbarin, Harry Connick, Jr.]
All those plates of cookies
You want some more cookies, Santa?
All those mugs of milk
I'll be happy to get you some more milk
Make my beard as white as snow
Looks beautiful, Santa
Make my skin as soft as silk

[Verse 3: Harry Connick, Jr. & Lucien Barbarin, Lucien Barbarin]
Everyone's got crushes
Someone call a coppa
Everybody blushes
At the big showstoppa
I'm so luscious
Baby, come to papa
Ooh, if I do say
Baby, what do you say?
I'm Santarrific if I do say so

[Outro: Lucien Barbarin]
Go get my hat
I got some chimneys to slide down
Yeah