MARK
Alright, David Gamble, I don't know where you are, but I'm going to open that window, and you're going to go through it. Whatever you're doing, wherever you are, STOP! And listen

Hear my voice where you are
Take a train, steal a car
Hop a freight, grab a star
Come back to me
Catch a plane, catch a breeze
On your hands, on your knees
Swim or fly, only please
Come back to me!

On a mule, in a jet
With your hair in a net
In a towel wringing wet -
I don't care, this is where you should be!

From the hills, from the shore
Ride the wind to my door
Turn the highway to dust
Break the law if you must
Move the world, only just
Come back to me!

Mrs. Hatch?
MRS HATCH
Yes, sir?

MARK
Hold all my calls unless they're from David Gamble. And find me the next train to Oneonta

MRS HATCH
There are no trains to Oneonta

MARK
Then a bus

MRS HATCH
Dr. Bruckner, please tell me you're not going to go to Oneonta

MARK
Only if Oneonta doesn't come to me

MRS HATCH
Oh my...

MARK
Blast your hide, hear me call
Must I fight City Hall?
Here and now, damn it all
Come back to me!
What on Earth must I do?
Scream and yell till I'm blue?
Curse your soul when will you come back to me?
Have you gone to the moon or the corner saloon
And to rack, and to "roon?"
Well oh well, where in Hell can you be?

In a crate, in a trunk
On a horse, on a drunk
In a Rolls or a van...
Wrapped in mink or Seran...
Any way that you can
Come back to me!

WARREN
Dr. Bruckner? I'm looking for David Gamble. What have you done with him?

MARK
Me? Nothing. Who are you?

WARREN
I'm Warren Smith. I'm going to bring you up on charges of unethical behavior. Are you in love with him?

MARK
No

WARREN
Well, that's not what he thinks. He's in love with you
MARK
But that's not my doing. That's because of him, something special inside him. And to fix all of this, I have to find him

WARREN
What are you doing?

MARK
I'm trying to communicate with him. Join me

WARREN
You are out of your mind

MARK
Hear my voice through the dim

WARREN
This is ridiculous

MARK
Feel the waves on your skin

WARREN
What kind of a doctor are you?

MARK
Like a call from within
Come back to me
He needs you

WARREN
You've got to be-
Leave behind all your own
Tell your flowers you will phone
Let your dog walk alone
Come back to me

MARK
Thank you, Warren
Let your tub overflow
If a date waits below
Let him wait for Godot
Ride a rail
Come by mail, COD

WARREN
Leave your bills

MARK
Leave your bills

WARREN
All unpaid

MARK
All unpaid

WARREN
Let your bed

MARK
Let your bed

WARREN
Go unmade

MARK
Go unmade

WARREN
Your souffle

MARK
Your souffle

MARK AND WARREN
Unsouffled
Come back to me

MARK
Come by sail

WARREN
Come by sail

MARK
Come by freight

WARREN
Come by freight

MARK
In a box

WARREN
In a crate

MARK
With your head on a plate

MARK AND WARREN
I don't care this is where you should be

MARK
Come in pain

WARREN
Come in pain

MARK
Come in joy

WARREN
Come in joy

MARK
As a girl

WARREN
As a boy

MARK
Don't get lost at Korvette's

WARREN
Don't go to Korvette's

MARK
Or get signed by the Mets

WARREN
Dear God, not the Mets
Don't give up cigarettes

MARK AND WARREN
Come back to me!
Come back to me!
Come back!