[Chorus]
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

[Verse 1]
Now what do you get when you guzzle down sweets
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at, getting terribly fat
What do you think will come of that
I don't like the look of it

[Verse 2]
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

[Chorus]
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

[Verse 3]
Who do you blame when a kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father
[Verse 4]
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do, yeah

[Chorus]
Now, oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a final puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

[Verse 5]
Now what do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bear to look
You'll get no commercials

[Outro]
Oompa loompa doompety da
Do as I say, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do