* Slick Rick *
+ Doug E Fresh. +
@ both @

*Excuse me Doug E Fresh.*
+Yes?+
*Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic Wit one minute rhymes that don't come out right?They Bite*
+They never write! +
*that's not polite! Am I lying? *
+No, you're quite right!+
*But tonight on this very mic you're about to hear*
@We swear the best star rappers of the year So@
+so+ *cheerio* +yo scream+
@bravo also if you didn't know this is called the show@

*ayo Doug
+What?
*Put your ballies on!*
+Yo Rick I was about to but I need a shoehorn!+
*Why*
+ Because the shoes always hurt my corns! +
*6 minutes 6, minutes 6, minutes Doug E Fresh. you're on!*
@Ah on ah, ah on ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah on(2x)

+Here We go (Here we go) +C'mon
(C'mon) (2x) +Yo
+ Where's will and barr +
*Well I don't know they're late
Told 'em the time - oh, I forgot the date! *
+Man You did it again oh, no +
(Yo Here, we go c'mon, here, we go c'mon, here, we go did We miss the show?)
+ No No, n-n-n-no we didn't (what) No
N-n-n-n-no, we didn't (w-w-w-what) No +
We didn't well, don't get us wrong
*Excuse me Doug E- excuse me Doug E- Excuse
Me Doug E Fresh, you're on
Ah Ah on on, on, on, on, *

+Well... It started up on 8th Avenue And
I made up the name
@ the Get Fresh Crew @
+ It was me my, two dj's Chill Will and Barry B and, My Right hand man Ricky D
I Used to rap and sing make sounds and things For
Example here's, a telephone ring
[ring Ring]+
*Hello is Doug E Fresh there? *
(No He's not in right now)
+But Anyway no more delay Just
Check out the new style I display Now
You got to be fresh to rock wit fresh And
I'm D-O-U-G-I-E Fresh And
I'm know for the (sound effects) Not
For the (sound effects) The
Human beat box or the entertainer No
Other title that fits me plainer In
A passing generation I am a remainder And
I'm also known as a beat box trainer
Cashing checks make sound effects And
After I'm finish rocking Slick, Rick is on next (You
Know it) Slick Rick
*Well here's, a little something that needs to be heard Doug
I, was going downtown (+Word Rick?+) word (+Sure+)
All along no, one to be wit Step
On the D-train 205th, I
Saw a pretty girl (so) So
I sat beside her Then
She went roar like she was Tony the Tiger I
Said oh, no there has been a mistake Honey
My name's Slick Rick, not Frosty Flakes! (oh
Golly, wolly) She was raising hell She
Said um, my, name is Maggie but you can call me Michelle

Michelle, Ma belle Sont
Des mots qui vont très bien ensemble Très
Bien ensemble

Slick Rick and I'll rock the house you, know what I'm sayin And
When I 'm on the mic there won't be no delayin Bust
A move we, show and prove Hey
Yo, Doug, do, that record jam on a groove! *