Ooh lah lah lah lah lah, lah

I'll say
All day
As I sit and laze in the sun
A cream pie and a apple Thai
Made the consumption fun
Tricky dick's got some lick to smoke
So prop me up if you please
Stuffy eyes
Tell lies
But you can't disguise the truth

Ooh vah lah
"Pootie mooty" he sang
Ooh vah lah
"Pootie mooty"

Dreadlock in the moonlight
Baldhead in the sun
Lung's dried up
I pulverize and feed to the young
Like a lick off the Asian barrel
What kinda trick do you have up your sleeve?
Plug it up, put it back
Go in and rescue me