[Karl Lord Edward Diamonds]
Welcome to the William White LP
As I'm sure you already know, I'm Karl Lord Edward Diamonds
Arrhythmic elitist and I have to tell you about who's coming up in the game
This young rap stallion has been bestowed the highest privilege in the game
He was awarded Volunteer's beats for his bravery on the microphone
So prepare, cover your Mother's giant derriere
And make way for a historic moment in musical history
(Dogs Barking)
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