Pink Martini
Let’s Be Friends
Scientists will tell you
That it's a simple fact
It's better to be opposites
In order to attract

So easy to believe
Still I disagree
Because they don't know you
And they don't know me

I'm the song
You're the dance
I'm the fancy
You're the pants
The Paris in my France
Let's be friends

You're the glitz
I'm the glam
You're green eggs
And I'm a ham
Happy as a clam
Let's be friends

Why hold your horses?
Let's join forces
Racing in a surrey down the avenue
You'll never need another
When you got each other
As natural as the sky is blue
You're the beans
I'm the rice
I'm the sugar
You're the spice
We're twice as nice
Let's be friends

Why hold our horses?
Let's join forces
Racing in a surrey down the avenue
You'll never need another
When you got each other
As natural as the sky is blue
Boop oop ee doo

You're a pea
Just like me
In a pod so happily
It's our destiny
Let's be friends

I'm the chit
You're the chat
You're the rabbit
In my hat
It's so magical
It's so mystical
Irresistible
Let's be friends
I'm the dreamer
You're the dream
We should be on the cover of a magazine
Where's our limousine?
Let's go make a scene
You know what I mean
Let's be friends