[Verse 1]
Like getting stuck inside a broken elevator
Or plane crash and it's just a simulator
I'm getting sick on the fruit that you made
Then heading backwards down a busy one-way

[Chorus]
It couldn't happen to me
It couldn't happen to me
You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit
It couldn't happen to me

[Verse 2]
Well you've got nerve, and the will to live
But every time it ends up hitting the skids
And you can do it for a thousand years
All because you never used your eyes and your ears

[Chorus]
It couldn't happen to me
It couldn't happen to me
You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit
It couldn't to happen me

[Verse 3]
Like breaking down on a major highway
And no one helps when it's Christmas day (Christmas day)
I'm falling over when everyone is watching
No one believes in your alien abduction

[Chorus]
It couldn't happen to me
It couldn't happen to me
You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit
It couldn't happen to me

[Bridge]
And just when you start living (Start living)
That's when the comet's hitting (Comet's hitting)
And there's no use in running away

[Chorus]
It couldn't happen to me
It couldn't happen to me
You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit
It couldn't happen to me
It couldn't happen to me
It couldn't happen to me
You can dig at the skids and I wouldn't give a shit
It couldn't happen to me