Eat with the left
Wipe with the right
Eat with the left
Wipe with the right

Look at your ink
And it's all you can paint
Up inside me

The bite
That presses down
The pillow on your mouth

I lie tonight
Squirming on and on
And the radio plays

Tonight
We never, never
Should have played make believe

You rub me so wrong, rub me so wrong
Please keep your clothes on, keep your clothes on
You rub me so wrong, rub me so wrong
Play with a south paw

And the radio plays
What's that?
The thing on your lip

You got
Some shit
Hanging off your lip

Just bite it off
And save yourself
The embarrassment

And the radio plays
Radio plays
On and on and on and on and on
Radio plays
You rub me so wrong, rub me so wrong
Please keep your clothes on, keep your clothes on
You rub me so wrong, rub me so wrong
Play with a south paw

Eat with the left
Wipe with the right
Eat with the left
Wipe with the right