SKEEEEEEEW

If she don't do the dishes, I'mma beat my wife
If she don't buy me a can of dip, I'mma beat my wife
If she don't clean my house, I'mma beat my wife

Girl, get in the kitchen
Make me some chicken
I'll put you in critical condition
Drink some beer, vision go blur
If she don't fuck me, I'mma beat the shit outta her
Punch her in the head and make her go, "Dur dur"

Listen to me or I'll cut you up
I'll throw you to the hogs
I don't need you when I can keep fuckin' my dogs

Man, can we just go back to the good old days
Where women didn't have rights?
When I could put my woman in her place
Without getting charged with domestic violence
What has this world came to man?

SKEEEEWW
SKEW BROTHER
Beatin' my wife, she looks like my cousin
Drinking beer and I'm sippin' on a dozen
Wife real fat, needs another, keep em buzzing
Fuckin' on a whore
Yeah, she don't know nothin'
Like a dog in heat, the way I be humpin'
If she ain't 250 she can't handle all my lovin'
Knock her in the head, teach a dumb bitch somethin'
Dick ain't gonna touch itself, so get to rubbin'
Face it, I'mma face this, disappear like bermuda
Eatin' out a fat chick, she got the supa dupa fupa

SKEW BROTHER