[Vocals: Bing Crosby, Nan Wynn, both]

He knows an awful lot, I guess you'd say he's got
Experience, experience
He takes me out to dine and knows the proper wine
Because he's got experience

Riding in his car we have a flat
It was dark as it could be
He got the tools and fixed it just like that
Experience, you see

He takes me straight home, and he bows and shakes my hand
Experience comes through
So if you want someone to plan with, I'll gladly give this man with
Experience to you

Romance, it's such a wonderful thing
One glance and I was set for a fling
And he isn't flippin' flighty like high school boys
He's a college man with plenty of toys

Ahem... I talk on life or love, and it's the essence of
Experience, experience, mhm
Sometimes I get a hug and it's so nice and snug
Because I've got experience
One night we were listenin' to the news
And the parlor lights went out (oh, here it comes)
I had just a pocket knife, I fixed the fuse
Experiece, I've been around, no doubt, no doubt

We walked down lovers' lane, he whispers "looks like rain"
But let me tell you, miss
I could say things, but I don't dare to
Well mister, would you care to experience a kiss?
Mmm, never thought we'd end like this