Carpenters
Dialog between the Carpenter siblings on “Jim Croce Special”
KAREN: ... a cross room. The only thing I could see was a moustache that just covered everything. Yeah.

RICHARD: Yeah. I always enjoyed, uh, watching him as much as listening to the records. *

KAREN: *

RIRCHARD: One appearance at the Holiday Inn.

KAREN: Oh, yeah, oh, I love the way....

RICHARD: The story about each one.

KAREN: The one with the... That's very ... he came up with that line about "the chick was so fat in the back seat..."

RICHARD: Right. Actually she reached 400 pounds.

KAREN: After you go buy a building.

RICHARD: * 400 your place.

KAREN: (chuckles) Beautiful.

RICHARD: Terrific sense of humor!

KAREN: It really is ... his music, and his humor, and that face.
RICHARD: (laughs)

KAREN: I'm really going to miss his.... Sad but, uh, he'll be remembered in a very good way, I think.