Hannibal Buress
Season 5 Finale Song (The Eric André Show)
[Hannibal's Brother]
Yaah! I'm back!
[Eric Andre]
Oh, shit, it's time to end the season!
[A multitude of other characters enter the interview area. Last but not least, Hannibal Burress walks through, eating some fries.]
[Hannibal Burress]
Yo
[Eric Andre]
Wh- Hannibal?
["Russel Brand"]
Thank you for seeing you again!
[Eric Andre]
Dude, what happened to you?
[Hannibal Burress]
I went to the store
[Eric Andre]
Bro, I needed you!
[Hannibal Burress]
You didn't need me! The power is in you! I never existed this whole time! Go back, watch the tapes. I'm a mirage...
[Cue flashback footage of prior episodes]
[Eric Andre]
Hannibal! Chime in, man!
[A cut to the infamous "Who Killed Hannibal" scene reveals Eric shooting nothing.]
[Eric Andre]
I'm the king, man! I'm king shit! You're little! You're small! You don't get me!
[Back in the present, Hannibal disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving a memorial dedicated to him behind.]
[Chris Michols]
These memories
These songs and dreams...
[Eric Andre]
Whoa...
[Eric André & Ensemble]
Life is stupid, do whatever
You could die or live forеver
What to do now
We just don't fucking know
'Cause that's all wе
Had planned
For the show