Hannibal Buress
Season 5 Finale Song (The Eric André Show)
[Hannibal's Brother]
Yaah! I'm back!

[Eric Andre]
Oh, shit, it's time to end the season!

[A multitude of other characters enter the interview area. Last but not least, Hannibal Burress walks through, eating some fries.]

[Hannibal Burress]
Yo

[Eric Andre]
Wh- Hannibal?

["Russel Brand"]
Thank you for seeing you again!

[Eric Andre]
Dude, what happened to you?

[Hannibal Burress]
I went to the store

[Eric Andre]
Bro, I needed you!
[Hannibal Burress]
You didn't need me! The power is in you! I never existed this whole time! Go back, watch the tapes. I'm a mirage...

[Cue flashback footage of prior episodes]

[Eric Andre]
Hannibal! Chime in, man!

[A cut to the infamous "Who Killed Hannibal" scene reveals Eric shooting nothing.]

[Eric Andre]
I'm the king, man! I'm king shit! You're little! You're small! You don't get me!

[Back in the present, Hannibal disappears in a puff of smoke, leaving a memorial dedicated to him behind.]

[Chris Michols]
These memories
These songs and dreams...

[Eric Andre]
Whoa...

[Eric André & Ensemble]
Life is stupid, do whatever
You could die or live forеver
What to do now
We just don't fucking know
'Cause that's all wе
Had planned
For the show