I've got girls, they're in my room
The only things my room is not here
10 til 2, the clock won't move
Detention hall is better with beer

I can do it all in my room
I can be a rock star with a bad attitude, come on
I am the king in my room
I can ground my mom and dad for being bad if I choose

(Shapow), how do you like me know?
(Shazam), I don't think you understand
(Shaquick), here I got a ten inch, TV screen
Only in my room

I've got green, it's in my room
The only things my room is not here
Pitching tents, inside my pants
There's a pool of drool by my ear

I can fake it all in my room
I can be a quarterback
I'm the coolest guy in school, check it
I can get on down in my room
I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the n***
(Shapow), how do you like me know?
(Shazam), I don't think you understand
(Shaquick), here I got a ten inch, TV screen
Only in my room

TV, munchies, drinks, water, DVD in my room
Watchin' juggies, spankin' monkies
Doughnut dunkin' in my room
Ladies love me, pour me heinies, feed me grapies
In my room, write a shitty record, for my record label

(In my room, in my room, in my roooooom)
(In my room, in my room, in my roooooom)
(In my room, in my room, in my roooooom)
(In my room, in my room, in my roooooom)

(Shapow), how do you like me know?
(Shazam), I don't think you understand
(Shaquick), here I got a ten inch, TV screen
Only in my room

Only in my room
My room
My room
My room
My room
Only in my fucking room, yeah
Show 'em what's up, boys
Hands up, man