Iwan Rheon
I’m a Real Bastard
[Ramsay]
If there’s one thing Theon might’ve taught ya
[Theon]
(one thing I’ve taught ya)
[Ramsay]
Is once I’ve got ya
[Theon]
(once he’s got ya)
[Ramsay]
You will be tortured
[Theon]
(it will be torture!

[Ramsay]
I’m a real bastard
[Theon, Myranda]
(he’s a bit of a bastard)
[Ramsay (and Chorus)]
A little more mean (a little more mean) than anyone you’ve ever seen (than anyone you’ve ever seen, ever seen)