[Intro]
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
A Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)

[Verse 1]
[Monoxide Child]
On the east side where we ride or die
Blowin' green trees underneath Christmas lights
Got the sweet leaf passin' when the time is right
I'ma kill a motherfucker tonight ([Jamie Madrox] Sounds tight)
[Violent J]
On the west side, Santa smokes PCP
Wrecked his sleigh and got stuck in a tree
Crackheads climbed up and robbed his ass
Butt naked, found him in the dumpster trash
[Jamie Madrox]
On the east side, we keepin' it red and green
Smokin' on a fatty while trimmin' the Christmas tree
Ain't nobody on the streets because it's too cold
In the Murder City, blood turns to red icicles
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
On the west side, it's more coal than presents
Handed out to the kids by Zug Island representatives
On Christmas Eve, a black-ass snow
The only white powder you see is bagged and sold
[Chorus]
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
The holidays are a time of giving and receiving!
Give me some money
So I can receive me a warm bottle of hooch

[Verse 2]
[Violent J]
On the west side, people got kids to feed
Mom's a hooker, and I'm sellin' brown weed
Suicide rates rise, everybody needs money
So Frosty's cute-ass jokes ain't funny
[Monoxide Child]
On the east side, we like to go out west
Grab Shaggy and J and start killin' 'til the sun set
Not fun yet? Gimme a sec
I gotta throwaway tech for the special event
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
On the west side, we throw up our sets
Fuck a resolution, we set up New Year's bomb threats
Hood rat hoes, with mistletoe over cameltoes
Another zombie froze every time the wind blows
[Jamie Madrox]
On the east side, my pockets are straight lint
So I stoled like a thief 'cause my money was like spent
Got a wreath on my door and an eviction notice stapled in the center
How could the holidays get any better?
[Chorus]
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Excuse me, lady! Ho, ho!
But I happened to notice your purse!
Could I have some cheerful holiday loot, bitch?
Please! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

[Verse 3]
[Violent J]
On the west side, Rudolph's red light nose
Means cheap-ass sex from his strung-out hoes
Their toes are frozen, all in the streets
With shiverin' teeth, still nibblin' meats
[Jamie Madrox]
On the east side, believe me, I'm not a Scrooge
I'm a serial killer, tired of wearing some bloody snow boots
Kinda havin' to choke my way through the holidays
So I'ma do it right this time and get paid
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
On the west side, we got Santa the crackhead
He'll get you a VCR for a dime bag
He's fat and old, but here's the difference
His beard's gray and nappy, and it smells like piss
[Monoxide Child]
On the east side, if you're window's open
Just know somebody probably scopin'
You should know that shit gets got like everyday
Even 'round Christmas time, we don't play
[Chorus]
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Happy Christmas, folks! Ho, ho, ho!
Hey, hey, little boy!
Come here and give old Saint Nick a bite of that Whopper
You greedy little bitch!

[Chorus]
Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (Ho ho ho)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas (West side, east side)
It's a murder, a Murder City Christmas