[Intro: Violent J]
Ladies and gentlemen!
Get ready for the Wicked Clowns!
I'll tell ya; they're fabulous, fabulous!
Fabulous executions of murder
Come here, have you ever been murdered?
Here, let me murder ya
The Wicked Clowns'll murder you, murder you

[Bridge: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Get ready for the madness
Get ready for the horrors
Get ready for the magic
Get ready for the wicked wicked clown

[Outro: Violent J]
Hey, it's all from Detroit
Detroit City, the home of the dimented carnival clown
Let me show ya
I know these guys, these guys are crazy
They're so fabulous
They're fabulous, fabulous
Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous, fabulous
Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous, fabulous
Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous, fabulous
Fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
*Screaming*