(Dialing)
[Violent J]
I don't give a fuck, you know what I'm sayin'?
About nothin'
So just leave a message, if you got somethin' to say
If you ain't got say, don't fuckin' say nothin'
Go tell it to mountain, don't tell it me
Go tell it to the mountain
(Beep)

[Nate the Mack]
Hey, pick it up, fucker
The fuck is goin' on?
It's Nate the fuckin' Mack
What's this shit about a "greatest hits"?
Motherfuckers never had no hits
And if ya did have a hit, chances are it'd be "Cemetery Girl"
That's the closest thing you mofuckas ever had to a hit
Call when you get a hit