The Aquabats!
Cobraman Theme
And now, watch this The Aquabats! Hahaha. Beep boop boop boop beep boop beep technology!

[Verse 1]

Go toward the path of schemes
I'm thinking of a master plan to take out the whole stream. (You betcha!)
I'm coming atcha with some motions of grief i'm gonna c-c-c-c-catch ya. (You betcha!)
I'll launch songs of tracking force
I'm putting Christmas lights on the battle horse!
I'll put your hands inside crutches
With my abdominal crunches
Marshmallow pizza
Nice to meet ya. (Meet ya!)
I'm coming back to getcha

[Chorus 1]

Cobraman, Cobraman, Cobraman!
(Coming atcha like a cobra!)
Namaste, namaste, namaste, it's the Cobraman!
(That's right coming atcha like a cobra!)
Cobraman, Cobraman, Cobraman!
(Coming atcha like a cobra!)
Namaste, namaste, namaste it's the Cobraman!
(Coming atcha like I told ya!)
[Verse 2]

I wanna tell you my name!
My name is Cobra and it's spelled with a K!
Quality maxing appreciate
I shout the chants from the fire swing gate!
Listen up, listen up, wakey breakey
Snakey, snakey, eggs and bacey
Roach motel with my Frosted Flake-ey
Two hands down on Canadian Drakey
I said hey, I said hey!
I said hey to my city and my city said hey!
I said hey, I said hey!
I said hey to my city and my city said hey!


[Chorus 2]

Cobraman, Cobraman, Cobraman!
(Coming atcha like a cobra!)
Namaste, namaste, namaste, it's the Cobraman!
(That's right coming atcha like a cobra!)
Cobraman, Cobraman, Cobraman!
(Coming atcha like a cobra!)
Namaste, namaste, namaste it's the Cobraman!
(Coming atcha like I told ya!)
[Verse 3]

Yo, yo, keep me in a cage for the rage
Black lights, come out on the stage
Yo, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah! (Haha yeah!)
10,000 plastic spoons
Bring to life, the human cartoons!
Lemme see em' now
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah!
Talk about things now

[Chorus 3]

Cobraman, Cobraman, Cobraman!
(Coming atcha like a cobra!)
Namaste, namaste, namaste, it's the Cobraman!
(That's right coming atcha like a cobra!)
Cobraman, Cobraman, Cobraman!
(Coming atcha like a cobra!)
Namaste, namaste, namaste it's the Cobraman!
(Coming atcha like I told ya!)

[Verse 4]

On my cobra fangs, gold teeth
So deep. (Haha yeah!)
Would you like to see, y'know, what I mean
Haha!
Sss-sss-sss-sss-sss-sss
*photograph noises*