[Chorus]
Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again
With a point and a click I can order all of it
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

[Verse 1]
I just want to stay home and never work again
So I bought the best computer in the world
And now I eat pizza, watch movies all day, download new video games
Need more food, text delivery dude!

[Chorus]
Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again
With a point and a click I can order all of it
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again

[Verse 2]
And if I don't like a package I'll send it right back-age
And get another package the same day
And I never need to sweat it 'cause I'm buying it on credit!
Dude yo that's like free money anyway

[Chorus]
Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again
With a point and a click I can order all of it
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again
[Verse 3]
Why would you go outside anyway?
That's where all the guns and germs be
I'd like to live like a stowaway
In my bed, on my couch, in front of my TV

[Chorus]
Put my pajamas on, I turn on Amazon
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again
With a point and a click I can order all of it
Ain't never gonna go outside, go outside again