Why, oh why?
Am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one
Nobody wants to party at my house!

I invited some friends to a party
A party back at my house
I bought some games and a box of corn dogs
Some beef jerky and towels
But it was so lame
Because nobody came
Guess they must’ve got lost
Along the way

Why, oh why?
Am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one
Nobody wants to party at my house

Plan B was to have a new party
A party, watch the big game
I got drinks and a giant screen TV
But outcome was the same
How come nobody’s here?
Best party of the year?
I’m alone again in this house
My biggest fear!
Why, oh why?
Am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one
Nobody wants to party at my house

I put on my best turtle neck in
Anticipation of fun...
Splashed on the Old Spice twice and
Put my hair in man bun
Hello... hello...
Is there anybody out there?
RSVP if you can hear me

The song remains the same
Because nobody came
Guess they must’ve got lost
Along the way

Why, oh why?
Am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one
Nobody wants to party at my house

Why, oh why?
Am I alone on a Saturday night?
No one
Nobody wants to party at my house