Every night when I go to bed
Aliens come and they drill my head
Every night when I try to sleep
Aliens come and they grab my feet
And they sing to me
Yeah, they sing this song to me:

Bing, bing, bing, bing. Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing
Bing, bing, bing, bing. Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing
Bing, bing, bing, bing. Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing
Bing, bing, bing, bing. Boing!

Every night when I go to bed
Monsters come and pollute my head
Every night when I try to sleep
Monsters lick and bite my feet
And they sing to me
Yeah, they sing this song to me:

Rah, rah, rah, rah, rum-bah-ra-rum-bah
Rah, rah, rah, rah, rum-bah-ra-rum-bah
Rah, rah, rah, rah, rum-bah-ra-rum-bah
Rum-ba-rum-ba RAH

And I say please let go of me!
Get away! Get away from me!
And I say please let go of me!
Get away! Get away from me!
Get away already!
Every night when I go to bed
Skeletons come and cut my head
Every night when I try to sleep
Skeletons come and they itch my feet
And they sing to me
Yeah, they sing this song to me:

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Every night when I go to bed
Vampires come and x-ray my head
Every night when I try to sleep
Vampires come and they smell my feet
And then...and then they just leave
And it’s freaking me out

And I say please let go of me!
Get away! Get away from me!
And I say please let go of me!
Get away! Get away from me!

Every night when I go to bed
Angels come and they bless my head
Every night when I try to sleep
Angels come and they wash my feet
And they sing to me
And I say please be there for me!
Heaven knows, heaven knows what I need
And I say please be there for me!
Heaven knows, heaven knows what I need
And I say please be there for me!
Heaven knows, heaven knows what I need!