I know this girl and she’s got a personality - split personality
I think she likes me, but she don’t like me at all
I can’t explain what’s in her brain
Why can’t she just communicate?
It’s that same old story;
A boy meets girl, but the girl’s... immortal

And if she’s gonna live forever
She doesn’t wanna break her own heart to be with me
And now I see why this can’t be
Obviously

Doo-doo-doo-doo...
There’s a possibility that this could be likely

That’s my girl. She’s cursed with immortality - for eternity
That must be why she can’t fall in love
I need to help her understand that I can still be her main man
But it’s that same old story;
Boy meets girl but it’s so …complicated

And if she’s gonna live forever
She doesn’t wanna break her own heart to be with me
And now I see why this can’t be
Obviously
Why you gotta live forever?
It’s just like you to make this about you
And not about me
And now I see why this can’t be
Obviously
Doo-doo-doo-doo...
There’s a possibility That this could be likely

(Yes, I know it, I know it hurts your heart that you can’t be with me. I understand. I get it, you live in a cave – A cave of immortals!)

And if she’s gonna live forever
She doesn’t wanna break her own heart to be with me
And now I see why this can’t be
Obviously
Why you gotta live forever?
It’s just like you to make this about you
And not about me
And now I see why this can’t be
Obviously