[Verse 1]
I'm a shark fighter, I fight sharks
I fight 'em in the water
'Cause that's where they are
When I smell blood, I come running
Then I put 'em in a shark cage
'Cause my life
To hunt down the creature I despise
Is full of danger, whose eyes
Those dead black marbles they call eyes
This rhyme tells the story of the

[Chorus]
Shark fighter
Toughest man in the sea
Shark fighter
With his wavy blonde hair flowing so freely

[Verse 2]
I had a girl who was precious to me
But a shark took her away, you see
Now I fight sharks not for money
But for love (and that ain't funny yo!)
And here's why
I will avenge my lady with my life
Or until I die in a fight
Against the underwater army of the night
This rhymes tells the story of the—
[Chorus]
Shark fighter
Toughest man in the sea
Shark fighter
With his wavy blonde hair flowing so freely

[Post-Chorus]
His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks cry

[Bridge]
I gots me a knife
A bandanna and a topaz necklace
Yeah, I'm extremely reckless
I ride an otter like a motorcycle
Yeah, I'm not kidding, man
Yeah, I'm not kidding, man
I'm not kidding, man
You know I'm just a—

[Chorus]
Shark fighter
Toughest man in the sea
Shark fighter
With his wavy blonde hair flowing so freely
[Outro]
His only goal is a shark casserole
His only creed is to make sharks bleed
He is not mean, he's just getting even
He will not die 'til all sharks cry
Woah-ohh-oh, ohh-ohh-oh-oh
Woah-ohh-oh, ohh-ohh-oh-oh