Well here's a story that must be told
It's kind of new, not very old
About a female martian with a wild grin
Big orange eyes and green skin
Blue was her hair
She came from way up there
She wore silver underwear
Almost naked but she didn't care
Why oh, why did she come from Planet V?
Well I don't know whoa whoa whoa

Martian girl from Planet V
Will you marry me?
She came from outer space
She came to see if earth was good

Well she's not a bird
She's not a plane
She's got green blood
Pumping through her veins
She smiled at me and that's the weirdest part
Cause this aliens teeth were razor sharp

Why oh, why did she come from Planet V?
Well I don't know whoa whoa whoa
Martian girl from Planet V
Will you marry me?
She came from outer space
She came to see if earth was good
In the supermarket she got distracted
In the meat department
She's looking at me
She's looking hungry
I think she's gonna eat me

Well what a wacky nutty alien she was
I'll tell you why, it's just because
She had an appetite that couldn't be beat
She came from space to eat people meat
I guess I didn't taste good anyway
'Cause when she kissed me she flew away!