Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have I done!

[Bridge]
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block

A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story!

[Chorus]
The Cat with 2 Heads
Whoa, the Cat with 2 Heads! [x2]

College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
With a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cat's upset
[Bridge]

Society's been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now it's after me!

[Chorus x2]

Two heads..... of terror!