Video night, like it's '85
Video night, with the corn and the dogs
Video night, parents gone till four
Now it's video night, we're gonna call some girls

And if we're lucky
We can get a hold of someone and try
To have our arms around her just before the intermission
Every time a chance arrives I freeze up like a snowstorm
'Fore I know it there's a key turning in the front door
Video night's gone

Video night, got remote control
Video night, for the beta deluxe
Takin' the bus to get the latest release
Cause it's video night, we're gonna call some girls

And if we're lucky
We can get a hold of someone and try
To have our arms around her just before the intermission
Every time a chance arrives I freeze up like a snowstorm
'Fore I know it there's a key turning in the front door

Should be a scary one tonight

Video night, got a color TV
Video night, got a case of RC
Taking my time [with massive gille?]
Video night, we're gonna get to first base
And if we're lucky
We can get a hold of someone and try
To have our arms around them just before the intermission
Every time a chance arrives I freeze up like a snowstorm
'Fore I know it there's a key turning in the front door