[Introduction: N.O.R.E.]

Ayo Alchemist, I know this is Chemical Warfare, this is your boy N-O-R-E

I want n***as to know, I'm the drinking champion
[ad-lib N.O.R.E.] I'm the drinking champion!

You feel me? My Terror Squad n***as
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] My Terror Squad n***as know!
I am the drinking champion

Murder Inc. n***as know
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Know!
I am the drinking champion
G-Unit, we went at it a little bit at Chris Lighty's wedding, never really finished it up, so, we leave it like that

Diddy and Bad Boy, they know I'm the drinking champion
[ad-lib N.O.R.E.] What up Diddy?!
[?] Patron
We gon' settle that beef
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] We gon' settle that

Roc-A-Fella n***as know, I am the drinking champion

Infamous Mobb Deep, they know
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Mobb Deep, they know
I'm the drinking champion
My D-Block n***as know
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] D-Block n***as know
I am the drinking champion

[Chorus: N.O.R.E.]

I'm the drink champ. Drink-dr-drink champ
I'm the drink champ. Drink-dr-drink champ
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!
I'm the drink champ. Drink-dr-drink champ
I'm the drink champ. Drink-dr-drink champ
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!

[Verse 1: N.O.R.E.]
Ayo tequila ain't nothing to the Iron Liver dude
Drink on a empty stomach I don't need food
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] I don't need food
We can go shot for shot, it don't matter kid
You can pick the liquor n***a, shit don't matter kid
But I don't drink that Hypnotiq bullshit
That ain't a man's drink
The Alizé is bullshit
Ask my n***a Prodigy how I go out
He was drinking in my studio and nearly fell out
[ad-lib N.O.R.E.] What up P?!
And E-40, man I had ill nights with, gallons of Carlos Rossi burning down light shit
Smoke stop nope
Drink stop nope
I'm a ill n***a
Drink red wine with the Pope
Do the drunk man dance, yeah I'm on that same shit
I been drinking Henny since Cam was Untertainment
So we could drink up, take your mink up, guarantee you throwing it up, and hit your sink up
[Chorus: N.O.R.E.]
I'm the drink champ. Drink-dr-drink champ
I'm the drink champ
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Drink champion! That's me
Drink-dr-drink champ
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!
I'm the drink champ. Drink-dr-drink champ
I'm the drink champ. Drink-dr-drink champ
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!

[Verse 2: N.O.R.E.]
Ayo I drunk it up with Beans, now Sigel drink well
SONY Studios, hardbody the Armadale
Now Biggs Hoffa, that's the one to beat
Remember this a drinking game, ain't no way to cheat
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Can't cheat!
And I can drink different kinds, whatever's the shit
In the session with Lil Jon, I think I made him quit
[ad-lib N.O.R.E.] What?!
And Bishop Don Juan said, "N.O.R.E. no more,"
In his L.A. apartment, Snoop was there he could vouch for me
Then I had the weed lady leave the house with me
Mariah Carey know N.O.R.E
Go-go in my studio bottles of the Pinot Grigio
See my liver half Spanish, the other side Black
Drinking with Kevin Hart, he almost caught a heart attack
These New York streets that I'm always on drunk
I gassed a battle with Shyne and Mysonne
So any night out, we can play the strike out cause...
I'm the drink champ. Drink-dr-drink champ
I'm the drink champ
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] I'm the drinking champion!
Drink-dr-drink champ
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!
I'm the drink champ
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Drink champion. Your boy N-O-R-E
Drink-dr-drink champ
I'm the drink champ. Drink-dr-drink champ
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!
Drink champ, drink champ, go 'head now drink it up!

[Outro: N.O.R.E.]
Now, you see my UGK n***as know
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] They know!
I am the drinking champion
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] I am the drinking champion
My crazy hood n***as know I am the drinking champion
Although if you wanna die off Bacardi...
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Die!
Please hang out with my boy EFN one night, he will make sure you die off Bacardi
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] That's the truth
My Block Royal n***as know, I am the drinking champion
Ask Don Dinero, Two Tone you know a.k.a. Flav they know
Ruff Ryders n***as know, Dee and Wah...
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Dee and Wah!
N.O.R.E. is the drinking champion
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Drinking champion
My Murder Unit n***as know...
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Murder Unit!
That I am the drinking champion
Cash Money you know...
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Cash Money!
We had a session with them you know'mean: Baby, Weezy, Juve, B.G., it was crazy, we was drinking man, we ain't settle this neither because they had ordered so much pizza with so much pork on it
I mean it had sausages, ham, pepperoni, all types of crazy things
And I'm from New York, I was a little thrown off, you know what I mean
But uh, as you know I'm the first New York n***a to work with them, you know'mean
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Exactly!
So we gonna settle the drinking debt with that too
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] [?]
Thugged Out Militainment, they know...
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] They know!
That N.O.R.E. is the drinking champion
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Champion
So I challenge anybody who test me to this
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Anybody Alchemist you know!
That think you could out drink me, the Iron Liver
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Iron Liver!
And we can drink it off baby
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Drink it off!
This is real live shit, ain't have nothing to do with guns, no fighting, no nothing
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] No nothing!
Just a drink off baby
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] Drink off, like Beerfest
Like Beerfest baby!
Upside down shots, do the strikeout game
Now let me explain to you what strikeout is:
Take a hit of the weed, inhale it, hold it, chug your whole beer, then take a shot of some vodka or some Bacardi, Henny or whatever
Then you blow the smoke out
Now I am not the drinking champion when it comes to that
My boy Jason took my title
[ad-lib: N.O.R.E.] In the strikeout game
And he's well-deserved because he had to go to the hospital that night
[?]
Rest in peace Jason