She bought a wig
It was all scrunched up
Then she put it right on my shoe
You're a crocodile
That's what you are
With a crooked smile
That I like so much
You know I just can't think
No I just can't think
But I like the things we do

My partner in dismay
You don't have to feel this way
Maybe she'll walk out on this tune
This tune
This tune

No doubt one night the statues start to walk
And maybe talk a little too
We could run right out
And paint them green and gold

My partner in dismay
Don't like to feel this way
Maybe she'll walk out on this tune
This tune
This tune
Magic, just last night
In a dream of course
So sweet, you touched my knee
I can't tell you now how good that felt

My partner in dismay
Don't like to feel this way
Maybe she'll walk out on this tune
This tune
This tune
My partner in dismay
Don't like to feel this way
Maybe she'll walk out on this tune
This tune
This tune