He's got your number
Knows where you'll be found
But he don't know everything
Still, he's got you down

Like Christopher Columbus
In a world that's flat
He don't know everything
Try telling you that

Or Harry Houdini
He's escaped your grasp
That one is hard to hold
Try telling you that

And he's got your number
Knows where you'll be found
But he don't know everything
Still, he's got you down

He's got you down, baby
He knows you like the back of his hand

Like Rudolph Valentino
The great lover of your life
Been awhile since you seen him, though
I'm sure he's not with his wife
And he's got your number
Knows where you'll be found
But he don't know nothing
Still, he's got you down
And he's got your number
And he's got you down
He don't know nothing girl
He's got you down