[Intro]
...going to Florida?
Why are we going to Florida?
...issues commands which your body carries out...
...to the memory centres throughout the brain...
First move... the memory banks discover information that cats have claws which can scratch. This process involves...
...called feedback...

[Verse 1]
He is asleep and the TV is on
He is asleep and the TV is on
All night long and he is asleep
He is asleep and the TV is on
He is asleep and the TV is on
All night long and he is asleep

[Chorus]
He gets newsflashes
He gets newsflashes
Newsflashes

[Verse 2]
He is asleep and the TV is on
He is asleep and the TV is on
All night long and he is asleep
Gets information from out of space
They use his TV set to come into his place, his place
To sit right on his face
[Chorus]
He gets newsflashes
He gets newsflashes
Newsflashes

[Verse 3]
He is asleep and his mind is working hard
He is asleep and his mind is working hard
So hard, so hard, he's getting so smart
He is asleep and the TV is on
He is asleep and the TV is on
All night long and he is asleep

[Chorus]
He gets newsflashes
He gets newsflashes
He gets newsflashes
He gets newsflashes
Gets newsflashes

[Bridge]
The time has come
Your brothers from outer space
Are coming with advanced knowledge
To help the human race
[Chorus]
He gets newsflashes
He gets newsflashes
He gets newsflashes
He gets newsflashes
Gets newsflashes

[Outro]
We are the chosen ones
We are the chosen ones
We are the chosen ones
We are the chosen ones
We are the chosen ones
We are the chosen ones
Newsflash
Newsflash