[Verse 1: Master Gee]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses, all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
That lamb was sure to go

London Bridge is falling down
Falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down
My fair lady

[Verse 2: Wonder Mike]
Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn
The sheep's in the meadow and the cow's in the corn
Yo, where is that boy looking after the sheep?
He's under a haystack, fast asleep

Now Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
There came a spider who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away
[Verse 3: Wonder Mike]
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and he broke his crown
And poor Jill came tumbling after

Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep
And she doesn't know where to find them
I said "Leave them alone, and they'll come home
Just wagging their tails behind them